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A husband and wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local
country club. The man and woman meet the pro and head onto the driving
range. The man goes up to hit first. He swings and hits the ball 100
yards. The golf pro says not bad.
Golfpro: "Now hold the club as firm as
you hold your wife's breasts".
The man follows instructions and hits the
ball 300 yards. The golf pro says "Excellent!"
Now the woman takes her
turn. Her ball goes 30 yards. Golfpro: "Not bad, try holding the club
like you hold your husbands dick."
She swings and the ball goes 10
yards.
Golfpro: "Not bad, but now try taking the club out of your mouth
and hit the ball."
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