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Guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me. My penis is
orange." Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he
can check. Damned if the guy's penis isn't orange. Doc tells the guy,
"This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of
stress in a person's life."
Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy, "How
are things going at work?" The guy responds that he was fired about six
weeks ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the
stress.
Guy responds, "No. The boss was a real asshole, I had to work
20-30 hours of overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was
happening. I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my
own hours, I'm getting paid double what I got on the old job and the
boss is a really great guy."
So the doc figures this isn't the reason.
He asks the guy, "How's your home life?"
The guy says, "Well, I got
divorced about eight months ago."
The doc figures that this has got to
be the reason for all of the guy's stress.
Guy says, "No. For years, all
I listened to was nag, nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that old
bitch."
So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer.
He inquires, "Do you have any hobbies or a social life?"
The guy
replies, "No, not really. Most nights I sit home, watch some porno
flicks and munch on Cheetos."
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