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The LAPD, CIA, and FBI were all trying to prove that they were the best
at apprehending criminals. The President decided to give them a test.
He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The
CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They
question all plant and mineral witnesses. After 3 months of extensive
investigations, they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After 2 weeks with no leads, they burn the forest,
killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no
apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out 2 hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling, "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
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